In a land faraway...

In a land faraway- high over hills and vales,
lived a king and his beloved,
and two gambolling boys;
who bought with them a truckload of noise.

The older- unpleasant, mean and would whine,
the younger- kind, charming and with goodness he'd shine.
The older 'un was given the crown and a tree;
the younger 'un was however considered too wee.


The older 'un would go around with a frown,
because he thought it complemented the crown,
"The king's revolting. The younger 'un's better." The people'd say;
so, the old king and his beloved had no choice but to agree.

Therefore, the older 'un lost the crown,
And all he could do was frown.